Fight Club & Circus!
Mateus, Lavender Beds, Ward 15 Plot 28
Tuesdays 10pm - 1am EST/ 9pm - 12am CST
Next Event: Fight Night (8/27)
Series 8 Events | Date | |
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Dark Carnival | 10/29 |
All food and drink items are RP only, no actual gil exchange is required unless you decide to tip the staff for their time.
Drink Menu
Old Fashioned
Teaspoon of sugar, 3 dashes of bitters, teaspoon water, bourbon or whiskey, orange twist garnish
2,000 gil
The Knock Out
Whiskey, cinnamon syrup, house-made ginger liqour, lemon, 3 dashes of bitters
2,000 gil
Margaritas
Tequila cocktail with your fruit of choice
2,000 gil
Painkiller
Rum, coconut, pineapple and orange juice
2,000 gil
Vodka Martini
Shot of vodka with
dry vermouth
2,000 gil
House Special
Joker
Psychedelic mojito, can cause slight illusions and a sense of euphoria. Mixed with aether for a fancy glow.
3,000 gil
Finger Foods
Dodo Wings (5, 10, 15, 20)
A nice helping of Dodo wings and drumsticks freshly made and tossed in a rub or sauce of your choice, with a good helping of celery and carrots along with a dipping sauce of your choice, all pan-fried or oil-fried to a nice golden brown. Can be ordered bone-in or boneless.Rubs: Wineport Bay, Lominsan Jerk, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Simple Salt/Pepper
Sauces: Garlic Parmesan, Mild, Spicy, Thanvarian Spice, Honey-Sweet, Doman Teriyaki
Dipping: Ranch, Bleu Cheese
2,000 gil
Lominsan Poppers (6)
Peppers grown fresh from Limsa Lominsa’s seaside gardens and stuffed with a mixture of spices, cheese, and a nice bit of cream, then toasted to golden brown perfection. Available in Bell, Crimson, Dragon, Reagan, or Blood (Please sign a waiver before utilizing the latter)
2,000 gil
Doman Potstickers (8)
Homemade Doman potsticker dumplings made with fresh dough, stuffed with your choice of beef, pork, of vegetables and either pan-fried or steamed to your taste. Served with a drizzling of soy sauce or in a cup.
2,000 gil
Full Meals
Chicken Sandwich
A simple but classic piece. Comes with a fire-grilled or fried chicken breast paired with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and a sauce of your choice. Served with your choice of fries, rice, or house salad. Optional to make it breaded with Dragon Pepper Flakes.
2,000 gil
Sirloin Steak (6, 8, 10, or 12 onze)
Another classic staple, a fresh sirloin steak made with a secret rub and grilled to a desired taste, garnished with a helping of steak sauce. Served with a choice of fries, seasoned rice, house salad, or a baked potato.
Cuts of meat available: Antelope, Dzo, Eft, Aldgoat, Marmot, Rail, Dodo
2,000 gil
SIX HUNDRED GIL SHRIMP SPECIAL
With spring around the corner, the shrimp are spawning in La Noesca like crazy. Tossed in beer batter and served with fresh cut fries, enjoy a taste of the seaside with a dipping sauce of your choice! Each purchase of this meal earns an entry into a raffle where the lucky winner gets a photo with their favorite staff member in a maid outfit!
2,000 gil
Churrasco
A Tuliyollal favorite, this dish is comprised of few choice pieces of meat, stuck on a long spit and slowly roasted until crispy on the outside! Served at the table by the chef himself, and sliced until the customer’s desire has been reached. Meat options: Rroneek, Antelope, Dhalmel, Eft, Buffalo
2,000 gil
Jägerschnitzel
A dish from the New World, this is a cutlet of dodo tenderloin breaded and fried up with a dash of lemon and a side of fried potatoes; the perfect way to keep your strength in the cold nights or energize you for the next fight! Recommended with a glass of beer or apple wine.
2,000 gil
Fish and Chips
Three filets of cod beer-battered and fried to a delicious golden brown, and served with a cup of tartar sauce and delicious golden fries. Eat it from a basket or in the old-fashioned Lominsan way with newspaper wrapping! Vinegar provided at the tables.
2,000 gil
Garlean Pizza
Chef Oskar’s famous Garlean Pizza has finally hit the ovens! Tossed with fresh dough made before you, served with a red marinara sauce and topped with a healthy amount of cheese. Coming in small, medium, large, and extra-large, order with a number of toppings and receive a refreshing drink at the bar!Disclaimer: Asking for Pineapple will result in an instant KOToppings Available: Pepperoni, Extra Cheese, Mushrooms, Onions, Anchovies, Sausage, Ham, Black Olives, Green Peppers, Spinach, Bacon, Basil, Hot Honey, Figs, Arugula
2,000 gil
Xibruq Pibil
This traditional Yak T'el dish is made by marinating the meat of ibruq in spices before wrapping it in a Ja Tiika banana leaf and steaming it in an earthen oven. Historically, it symbolizes a peace formed between the Xbr'aal and Mamool Ja peoples. Served with your choice of hardshell or soft-shell tortillas!
2,000 gil
Moqueca
Yet another Tuliyollal favorite, this creamy, spicy stew is a staple throughout the city, and owes its popularity to its flavorful broth! Served with a side bowl of rice and/or tortilla chips!
2,000 gil
Sweeter Faire
Infused Candy
Want to have a buzz but don’t want to drink? These pieces of candy crystals are soaked in an alcohol of your choice, and will ensure you join the ensemble and tirades to come! (Please consume responsibly).
2,000 gil
Chocolate Cake
A slice of hand-made triple-layered chocolate cake served on a regular plate, enough to give a person a rush for the next fight!
2,000 gil
Services
The Harlequin is a battle hall focusing on providing immersive combat roleplay! Here you will find our battle rules & information on services we offer on the side.
Services
The Harlequin is a battle hall focusing on providing immersive combat roleplay! Here you will find our battle rules & information on services we offer on the side.
Battle Rules:
After opening, there will be a time window to sign up for a match each night (Tuesdays). We no longer charge for entry fees!
Magic & Weapons are permitted in the arena.
Announcers will call out the contestants to enter the arena at their designated times. Only the staff's brawler, the contestant & referee may enter the arena.
The both fighters will then /random for initiation, after which the Announcer will then call for the match to begin.
Fighter emotes must be in /yell chat.
The attacker will then emote their move against the opponent and end with a /random for effect. The defender will then /random for their defense, and emote accordingly whether it was a success or fail. In the same emote the defender can then emote their attack turn and end with a /random for effect. Rinse and repeat!
Each Match will have a 20min timeframe.
The first fighter to land 3 successful hits on their opponent, or most hits within the 25min timeframe, wins the match.
The Sudden Death rule:
Series 4 will be introducing the new layout of this rule. It's still the same but instead there are some better regulations to it, so to speak. The old way had it to where when sudden death is called, highest rolls wins the fight, regardless of who had the most advantage. The new rule is as following when sudden death is called:
In the event a fighter has more advantage than their opponent (i.e. 2-0) the fighter with the least amount of hits against them automatically wins.
In the event a fighter has a little advantage than their opponent (i.e. 2-1, 1-0) the fighter with the least amount of hits against them rolls advantage on the sudden death roll ("Winning" Fighter rolls twice, the roll that was the highest out of the two is their sudden death roll).
In the event both fighters have the same amount of hits (i.e. 2-2, 1-1) the highest roll between both fighters win, no roll for advantage will be made.
Updated Role Rules regarding 0's & 999's
- Rolling a 0 on defense will count as a crit failure, taking an extra hit (-2) during a match. Rolling a 0 on attack will be a miss entirely.
- Rolling a 999 on attack will count as Crit Success (or LB if you will) and the opponent will take extra damage (-2)
- New: Rolling a 999 on defense will open a counter move, both fighters will roll again for success. If the second roll fails, no counter will be given and it will be counted as a regular defense.
Harlequin Exclusive Events
TLC Match Rules:
> - Before each match begins, the Announcer will /random 3 to see which match the current fighters will play.
> - In a tables match, the only way to win is for a wrestler to put their opponent through a table. Fighters must first land 2 successful hits on their opponent, with the final hit being put through the table. 30min timer. If neither opponent is put through the table at the end of the timer, both fighters lose the match.
> - In a ladder match, the only way to win is to climb a ladder and retrieve an item hanging above the center of the ring (for example, a championship belt). Use the following /random rolls to climb the ladder: Step 1. To begin the climb, you must roll at minimum between 100 - 300 to position on the bottom steps. Step 2, you must roll a minimum between 301 - 500 to advance to the middle steps of the ladder. Step 3, You must roll a minimum of 501+ to advance to the top of the ladder and grab the crown. Both fighters technically can climb at the same time. You can attempt to knock your opponent off the ladder, in which case fighters /random for attack/defense, this however will use up your turn. If fighters are hit 3 times, they will be knocked out for 1 turn, giving the opponent an advantage to climb the ladder unchallenged. The announcers will call out in /yell chat where fighters advance on the ladder in case of any confusion. 30 minute timer.
> - In a chairs match, only chairs can be used as legal weapons, but the only way to win is by pinfall or submission in the ring. Fighters must first land 2 hits on their opponent before attempting a pinfall or submission finisher to win the match! 30 minute timer.
Harlequin Madness Rules:
At the start of every match, fighters will be served a shot of the house special drink, the Joker, which is known for it's various effects on everyone. Fighters will then /random 4 to determine which effect they will face throughout their match.
Table of effects /random 4
1 - Romance: You're feeling more affectionate than is normal, causing you to deal less damage to your opponents. -50 on all rolls.
2 - Rage: Super pumped to beat the snot out of your opponents. +100 on all rolls.
3 - Humor: You're feeling extremely silly this match, constantly moving about the arena and harder to hit. +100 on defense rolls.
4 - Hallucinations: You're seeing a few extra fighters than you should this match! Make sure you hit the correct one! Roll Disadvantage - Roll twice and take the lower roll.
Team Fight Tactics:
> - Teams must consist of 2 members
> - Weapons/Magic/Aether allowed
> - One member of each team will act as Captain
> - HP will differ between captains and other members
> - At the end of the timer, the team with most standing members wins the match, or, team wins the match if all members of opposing team are knocked out, or, if the team captain is knocked out.
> -Time limit per round: 1 hr
> - Team Captain HP: 4
> - Team Member HP: 3
Job Extras: The following abilities are considered forks; you have access to both on the fly, but using one locks you out of the other.
Tanks:
• Defend (Self): As a reaction, reroll a defense roll. 1 use.
• Defend (Ally): As a reaction, roll to block an attack against an ally. 2 uses.
Healers:
• Mend: Roll to heal self or allies. 2 uses.
○ 1-500: Heal 1 hp.
○ 501-0: Heal 2 hp.
• Mend Many: Heal allies 1hp. Single use.
DPS:
• Double Strike: Make 2 normal attacks. 1 use.
• Sweep Strike: One attack targets all enemies. 1 use.
(Crit rolls/counters do not apply in the match type. 0's or 999's are straight fails/successes)
King of the Ring:
- 4 way brawl
- before match begins, everyone will /random for initiation
- once turn order is declared, the first one up will begin their attack post and /random
- defender will /random for defense, and may choose to wait till their turn to write their defending post & attack post in the same turn.
- The goal is to be the last one standing in the ring. You may choose whatever strategies you like to help you win that goal.
- Weapons and Magic are allowed in this Match Type.
- every fighter is allowed 1 aoe move. an attack of your design that will attempt to hit every opponent in the ring.
Services
The Harlequin is a battle hall focusing on providing immersive combat roleplay! Here you will find our battle rules & information on services we offer on the side.
Betting Rules:
The house takes a 20% cut from the betting pool which goes to the staff, however, if the betting pool is too short, the house forfeits it's cut and bets will be returned.
Bets start at 50,000gil per bet.
A minimum of 2 bets are required for betting to be open.
Staff will announce (in /shout) when the betting window is open before each fight. All bets are final after the time window has closed.
Bets will open 20 minutes before each fight.
Winnings must be collected 15 minutes before closing. All uncollected winnings will be forfeit.
V.I.P.
Benefits
Aces
50k/mo
Access to VIP seating (includes a plus one)
Secret giveaways (Discord)
Access to VIP Chats in server and VIP announcements
Access to VIP Synchell
A chance to be featured in an ad
VIP Only Events & Raffles
Free Food and Drinks (RP)
If you are only interested in being a Harlequin Ace for one night, you may try your luck at bribing one of the Goons (security) on duty for VIP access for 10,000k gil.
Full House
Permanant Membership
One-time payment of 5mil gil
All the perks from Ace
One free photoshoot with your photographer of choice
Free room rental each month
"Skip the line" for fight sign-ups
Royal Flush
Permanant Membership
One-time payment of 10mil gil
All the perks from Ace and Full House
+1 to the ads
Exclusive drink to the menu and/or exclusive meal/food to the kitchen
Room in the venue styled to your liking
One staffed/Not staffed private event hosted in The Harlequin
Staff Profiles
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Staff Profiles
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Management
Staff Profiles
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Announcers/Referees
Barkeeps
Waiters/Hosts
Goons
Photographers
Satzwyda 'Willow' Rymmtrachwyn""Oh geeze, a quote? Ahh... As m'gandma used t'say, dun sweat the petty things an' don' pet the sweaty things. Righ', tha' should work."Gender: Female
Age: 23
Pronouns: She/Her
Role: Photographer
Staff Profiles
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Brawlers
Staff Profiles
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Medics
Room Listings
Duel Rooms
Services
The Harlequin is a battle hall focusing on providing immersive combat roleplay! Here you will find our battle rules & information on services we offer on the side.
Da Rules:
The Harlequin is an 18+ SFW, and LGBTQA+ friendly community.
Harassment or trolling of any kind will not be tolerated and may result in a warning, however if problems continue you will be asked to leave & (or) blacklisted/blocked
IC ≠ OOC: Please keep the two separate to avoid any issues or complications with other players. Do not push for anything that would make the staff other guests uncomfortable.
Do not enter private rooms without permission.
SERIES 8: Spades
Series 7 August 20th - October 22nd
A series is a 3 month period where the new challenge now is to be in the top 3 rankings with your W/L scores.
The top 3 fighters will get to challenge the previous title holder of the card suit the series is themed after in a "Raid Battle"
NEW:This series records will function differently using a point system. For every win you get, you will gain +10 points to your score. For every loss, you will take a -5 point deduction from your score.
NEW: During the mid series tourney event, every win will gain + 5 points to your score, however losses during the tourney will not have points deducted from your score. Again this is only for the mid series tourney in series 7.
Midway through each series will be a tournament event. These tournaments are meant to help turn the tides on your W/L scores, or solidify your placement in the top three.
The Raid battle at the end of the series is a 1 v 3 match (Top 3 versus the card suit Champion.) All fighters will have adjusted HP and perks to make the match more interesting. The first one to take down the previous champion clames the title becoming the Series Champion. If the champion wins the match taking down the top 3 fighters, they keep their title for another cycle .
Prelims | Aug. 20th - Oct. 22nd |
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Midway Tournament | Sept. 24th |
Fighter Records | Week 1 |
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Coming Soon |
The Ring Leaders
Affiliates
The Harlequin proudly presents our affilliates
The Sect
𝓦𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮; 𝔀𝓮 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀.
The Sect is a 20's themed mafia/criminal organization rooted in the darker underbelly of Ul'Dah; and branches out across Eorzea. Skilled in networking, illegal weapon trade/production, seller and producer of customized and designer drugs, and much more.
The Dark Carnival
Food Menu
Pumpkin Deviled Eggs
Hardboiled Dodo eggs fresh from the market served on a nice platter. Paprika gives a wash of bold color, while a fresh chive makes for the perfect stems. Served alongside a dipping sauce if requested. Perfect for sharing among friends and family or all for one with a big appetite.
Sauces: Garlic Parmesan, Mild, Spicy, Thanvarian Spice, Honey-Sweet, Doman Teriyaki, Pumpkin Spice
Lominsan Mummy Poppers
Peppers Poppers with an All Saints Night twist! Grown fresh from Limsa Lominsa’s seaside gardens and stuffed with a mixture of spices, cheese, and a nice bit of cream, then toasted to golden brown perfection. Available in Bell, Crimson, Dragon, Reagan, or Blood (Please sign a waiver before utilizing the latter)
Skeletal Meat Platter
For meat lovers and the not-so-faint-of heart: This Edible Skeleton will certainly bring all kinds of cuts for all kinds of folks! Bacon, olives, red bell peppers, antelope ribs, spicy Ishgardian sausage, pulled pork, and served with a sliced baguette and assorted crackers! Serves a group of six.
Pumkin Lazagna
Freshly baked in the kitchen, this meat cake bears more than meat and cheese. Folded layers of melty fontina and Dry Bone cheese, sprinkled with notes of sage and nutmeg, filled with spiced ground beef, and layered between pumpkin-pasta. Enjoy with a nice glass of beer or wine!
Pumpkin Burger
An All Saints Night twist on a classic. Pumpkin bread baked into a bun and shaped into a Jack-o-Lantern and served with a pepper stem on top! Served with a flame-grilled auroch burger to your temp, along with lettuce, tomato, red onions, and cheese of your choice!
G(h)ouhlash
A hearty dish famous in the northern lands of Ilsabard, it's a one-pot stew made with noodles, ground beef, cheese, and sauce. Perfect for refueling yourself after a long night or a hard and heavy fight!
Devil's Food Cake
A slice of hand-made triple-layered chocolate cake served on a regular plate, enough to give a person a rush for the next fight!
Blood Drip Cupcakes
Channel your inner vampire with these deliciously gory cupcakes. Served in either chocolate or vanilla, a shard of glass candy impaling the field of cream layered upon the treat!
Drink Menu
Witches Brew
Its neon green color might look menacing. But take a sip and it’s bright and sweet tart, with flavors of melon and citrus. Adding dry ice makes the brew bubble and boil, with a magic smoke that wisps into the air! The dry ice is optional, but absolutely worth it for the spectacle (we think).Ingredients: Midori melon liqueur
Cointreau or Triple Sec, an orange liqueur
Fresh lemon juice
Dry ice
Vampire's Kiss
This blood red drink is simply a berry-flavored vodka martini that’s masquerading as a sinister Halloween cocktail. Give it a sip and it’s sweet tart with a fruity berry finish! It bubbles and boils with a constant stream of smoke: which makes it over-the-top fun!Ingredients: Vodka
Chambord
cranberry juice
Lemon juice
Grenadine
Dry ice
Spooky Margarita
It might look scary, but it tastes like a dream, made with a spiced apple cider syrup, fresh lime and tequila. It’s tangy and a little sweet, balancing the lime and tequila perfectly.Ingredients: Tequila,
Apple cider syrup
Lime juice
Kosher salt or black colored sugar
Blood orange slice
Clear Ice
Skeleton Key Coctail
The Skeleton Key cocktail is a highball cocktail made with bourbon, elderflower liqueur, lemon juice, and ginger beer, topped with bitters to form an orange haze that floats eerily on the top of the drink.
The Grand Circus!
Booths
Event Synchell
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Password: HQSpringCircus
The New Morgue
Rest In Pies
Ever been insulted during a fight? Want to get some revenge for all the sass on the Slab? Come visit the New Morgue's booth and dole out some sweet justice by throwing pies at our managers and staff. Just don't expect us to be nice about it - especially if your aim sucks!
The Twisted Lotus
Kissing Booth
Are your lips dry? Did you forget a mint? Fear not, we'll share ours with you! You might have to take it from our lips, though.
Disclaimer: Kisses are reserved for characters 21+ and aren't available to lalas! We have a hefty amount of chocolate 'kisses' for you, though!
The Scrapyard
Allagan Arm-Wrestling Automaton
Just how strong are you, strongman? Challenge the might of this scrapheap of Allagan ingenuity in the classic test of strength: An Arm Wrestlin'! Take on our robot in a best 2 out of 3 wrestle for a bragging rights and a prize!
Not about the challenge? We will also be offering handcrafted fireworks of unusual effects/colors and trinkets that may or may not boost your prowess in battle (just don't ask legal about it)!